285 lbs of butch queen flawlessness

Apr 17
dynastylnoire:

allerasphinx:

slow jams that will get you laid (if you appreciate them); for tom mison a.k.a. a 90s rnb mixtape for for those poor souls who are misguided about the lovemaking properties of 90s slow jams. [listen]

they don’t know - jon b. | nice n’ slow - usher | can we talk - tevin campbell | i wanna know - joe | last night - az yet | cherish the day - sade | if i ever fall in love - shai | candy rain - soul for real | you’re makin’ me high - toni braxton | don’t leave me - blackstreet | on bended knee - boyz II men | hard to say i’m sorry - boyz II men | i wanna sex you up - color me badd | do me - bell biv devoe | before you walk out my life - monica | i can love you like that - all-4-one | tell me - groove theory | close to you - maxi priest | i’ll make love to you - boyz II men | get it together - 702 | too close - next | anywhere - 112 | so anxious - ginuwine | any time, any place - janet jackson | freek-n-you - jodeci | red light special - tlc | giving him something he can feel - en vogue | 4 page letter - aaliyah | lately - tyrese | freak me - silk | nobody - keith sweat | end of the road - boyz II men | cupid - 112 | baby come to me - regina belle | freak like me - adina howard | i wanna be down - brandy | that’s the way love goes - janet jackson | i swear - all-4-one | can we - swv | my little secret - jagged edge feat. xscape | we’re not making love no more - dru hill | one in a million - aaliyah | my my my - johnny gill | sumthin’ sumthin’ - maxwell | i adore mi amor - color me badd | let me love you down - ready for the world | diggin’ on you - tlc | how can i ease the pain - lisa fischer | my love is the shhh - something for the people | knockin’ da boots - h-town | soon as i get home - babyface | vision of love - mariah carey


childhood all on my dash

dynastylnoire:

allerasphinx:

slow jams that will get you laid (if you appreciate them); for tom mison a.k.a. a 90s rnb mixtape for for those poor souls who are misguided about the lovemaking properties of 90s slow jams. [listen]

they don’t know - jon b. | nice n’ slow - usher | can we talk - tevin campbell | i wanna know - joe | last night - az yet | cherish the day - sade | if i ever fall in love - shai | candy rain - soul for real | you’re makin’ me high - toni braxton | don’t leave me - blackstreet | on bended knee - boyz II men | hard to say i’m sorry - boyz II men | i wanna sex you up - color me badd | do me - bell biv devoe | before you walk out my life - monica | i can love you like that - all-4-one | tell me - groove theory | close to you - maxi priest | i’ll make love to you - boyz II men | get it together - 702 | too close - next | anywhere - 112 | so anxious - ginuwine | any time, any place - janet jackson | freek-n-you - jodeci | red light special - tlc | giving him something he can feel - en vogue | 4 page letter - aaliyah | lately - tyrese | freak me - silk | nobody - keith sweat | end of the road - boyz II men | cupid - 112 | baby come to me - regina belle | freak like me - adina howard | i wanna be down - brandy | that’s the way love goes - janet jackson | i swear - all-4-one | can we - swv | my little secret - jagged edge feat. xscape | we’re not making love no more - dru hill | one in a million - aaliyah | my my my - johnny gill | sumthin’ sumthin’ - maxwell | i adore mi amor - color me badd | let me love you down - ready for the world | diggin’ on you - tlc | how can i ease the pain - lisa fischer | my love is the shhh - something for the people | knockin’ da boots - h-town | soon as i get home - babyface | vision of love - mariah carey

childhood all on my dash

Apr 17

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

This is me, at work. Despite the fact that most of my co workers are well into their 40’s… Yeah…

Apr 17
sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

Apr 17

makeyourmovemovie:

"I haven’t done something like that in a long time." See Derek Hough and BoA as Donny and Aya in Make Your Move - in theaters April 18! 

This movie look lame as fuck. But I automatically stand for it cause BoA’s in it.

Apr 17

vinebox:

That laugh tho

Apr 17

stickysheep:

This disturbs me on so many levels

And it’s Japanese mayonnaise, which means that it is unapologetically strong.

Apr 17

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 

Apr 17

ultrafacts:

More facts on the Ultrafacts Blog

Apr 15
A nigga got a hold of some crimp beads, and this is what happened. #craftlife #beading.

A nigga got a hold of some crimp beads, and this is what happened. #craftlife #beading.

Apr 14
theebonyexhibit:

NAKED BLACK JUSTICE CAMPAIGN: We are not a STEREOTYPE…but we are making a STATEMENT!! 

theebonyexhibit:

NAKED BLACK JUSTICE CAMPAIGN: We are not a STEREOTYPE…but we are making a STATEMENT!! 

Apr 13

Help me further my design education and become a better seamstress! →

bringyourownbacon:

Hello Everyone!

So as you know, I have been working for the past several months to get my love-child business “Love and Happiness” developed and off the ground. Love and Happiness is going to be a store for plus sized loungewear, lingerie, and comfort and spa items that promotes body positivity and celebrating those of us who are regularly ignored and excluded by mainstream media, traditional clothing stores, and in fashion.

My first steps to my business have already been taken and I have been majoring in school in marketing, business, and learning about the garment industry and fashion forecasting. The next step in my goal is to improve my technical sewing skills, which means learning how to construct clothing, how to sew difficult clothing such as bras (which are definitely tedious), and how to finish clothing in a way that is accurate and professional to give the people the most quality clothing I can in fresh young styles that keep up with current trends.

This is where YOU guys come in! I am a self taught designer who works minimum wage and pays for school myself, so all of my learning has come from books, Youtube, class havens such as Craftsy and CreativeBug, and old fashioned trial and error versus a traditional design school upbringing. At a class at Hancock Fabrics I was introduced to a long time used garment designing system known as “Tru-Fit”, also known as the “Lutterloh Pattern System” or “The Golden Rule”. The Lutterloh Pattern System is used to construct garments based on your exact measurements, and with their ruler and their sets of mini patterns you can create almost any garment you so desire. This not only allows me to learn how to piece together garments, but to use this system to grade up a commercial pattern that would otherwise be unattainable for plus sized people. Making the unattainable attainable and celebrating diversity in people is my driving passion and I can make it happen with the right tools available to me.

So what will your donation help me buy?

1.       The updated Pattern Making Manual for Lutterloh which includes the original 300 base patterns.

2.       The updated Pattern Making Manual for Lutterloh in XL and XXL which is meant for waist/bust circumferences of 60 inches and over.

3.       The design rulers meant for both size sets.

4.       The Advanced Guide to the Lutterloh Pattern Making System, which shows me how to more effectively use the patterns, as well as tips from designers who use the system

5.       Design Books 1, 2, and 3 Separated by tops and bottoms and showing you how to take the available pattern pieces in the Lutterloh pattern making system to make your own designs.

6.       The Sewing for Success book, which has designers trade secrets for how to sew faster and more efficiently, as well as tips for time and money saving options for fabric.

7.       Mens Supplement by Lutterloh, which shows this same method but for mens clothing, which will be a great aide for people who prefer this aesthetic and enjoy menswear based designs and more relaxed loungewear. Also a great way to accommodate people who closely match this build.  

To get all of these things including shipping and handling, I would have to raise 375 dollars for all of these books! This will be the first steps in my long journey but it is worth the investment in the long run to give you all the quality ready to wear products you deserve!

Every little bit helps! Even if you cant donate please signal boost! I need all of the resources I can get to make this dream a reality!

Apr 13
howtobeterrell:

howtobeafuckinglady:

SOMEONE PLS STOP RITA ORA’S WHITE ASS 


They look gross

No lie tho, Diplo look sexy as he’ll as always. Can we find a way to Photoshop Rita Ora ass outta this picture?

howtobeterrell:

howtobeafuckinglady:

SOMEONE PLS STOP RITA ORA’S WHITE ASS 

They look gross

No lie tho, Diplo look sexy as he’ll as always. Can we find a way to Photoshop Rita Ora ass outta this picture?

Apr 13

muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow:

himteckerjam:

the-real-goddamazon:

fempunkandkittens:

[snip]

I am really not understanding how the fuck you people jumped so fast on this goddamn crazy train.

SOME OF YOU are right - we need more “humanizing” images of Hitler because we can never forget that he wasn’t a cartoon villain in a Disney movie. He was a real person, a complicated person like any of us, and to think of him otherwise lets us put our guard down against future monsters.

But the idea that Hitler “thought he was doing the best thing for his country” is BULLSHIT and worse, it’s DANGEROUS BULLSHIT. He took a group of people who had previously been extremely well assimilated into German society, who considered themselves as German as their “Aryan” neighbors, and wholesale murdered them in the most brutal fashions possible. Millions of men, women and children were viciously stamped off the earth because of his racism.

Hitler was not “trying to do best for his countrymen”. Jewish Germans WERE his countrymen and your othering of them is making me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. Jewish Germans were highly assimilated into German society; when diaries and letters of victims are read, their de-assimilation and sudden push into a Jewish-only community by their fellow Germans was the most hurtful part of the pre-Holocaust Third Reich.

He purposefully annexed countries and drove eastward in a violent, brutal, murderous campaign to gain more land for “aryan” Germans because he believed it was their right to have whatever they wanted and enslave or murder “lesser” peoples. He wanted land and power and to create an empire that would rule all of Europe and even extend into Asia. He was NOT “trying to do best for his country”. He was a violently racist anti-Semite WHO ALSO WAS A COMPLEX PERSON WITH THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WHO OCCASIONALLY COULD BE NICE TO SOME PEOPLE. That is the ONLY appropriate take-away from this post.

Go read a history book you ignorant fucks.

Not to mention he knowingly seized his power during a time when Germany was still recovering from the beating they took in WW-I.

At the time of his rise to power, the German people were still war-weary and in need of someone to empower them. And what better way to empower them to find an outlet for their frustration and anger than to demonize an entire PEOPLE? The Jewish Germans were near at hand and thus an easy scapegoat for Hitler’s plans.

He was an evil, vile human being and if you’re an apologist for him go straight to the deepest circle of hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect shit.

But can we talk about how it seems easier for White people to humanize Hitler rather than, say, Trayvon Martin or anybody else who’s Black for that matter….

^^^

Dat last statement doe…

Apr 13

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

image

Apr 12

plantcentral:

bad/offensive representation is not representation 

marginalized people do not and have no obligation to to accept shitty representation image